My Formal Resignation
Dear former comrades,
I have a confession.
I, Alex the Adulteress, hereby officially resign from what I would like to call it, the “Bhardwaj Legion of Evil.” My true allegiances lay with, and they have been with for some time, Matt Butrim and his “Fleeing From The !!!.” I hinted at it, but I was just not treated properly in Rick’s posse. Badgered by Diane the Duchess of “I’m going to shift your car into neutral while I sit in the passenger seat and almost kill us all,” I couldn’t take it anymore. Then it hit me. There was hope. There was Matt’s “Fleeing From The !!!” Secretly, I pledged my fealty to Matt and crossed lines.
This is my official revealing.
While it is a pity that Peter is part of Matt’s forces (I LOVE YOU PETER), I am happier now than I ever was in Rick’s posse. To those of you still kept in the shadows by Rick, I urge you to see the light. We have cookies. (And Matt’s sister <3)
Sincerely,
Alex the No Longer Adulteress
(If you’re still interested though, call me at 206-987-3476) <- Not my number :D
